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"I've eaten the sun
So my tongue has been burned of taste"
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Hope you had/have a nice Thanksgiving
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The worst virus for any operating system (Windows, Mac or Linux) is: The user!
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Dance, magic cat.
V渚õя
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Zaku at Borders: It's "yow-eh" not "yow-we" phsck I learned to eat your crappy American food, drive your inferior cars, and use your metricless system, you can at least pronounce my culture's porn right. And you're not Japanese so stop saying "Kawaii"
Thanks
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